Aussie Kulcha

Aussie Kulcha
LOG ONAdding wood to make the Barbie hotter
LOG OFFNot adding any more wood to the Barbie
MONITORKeeping an eye on the Barbie
DOWNLOADGetting the firewood off the Ute
HARD DRIVEMaking the trip back home without any cold tinnies
KEYBOARDWhere you hang the Ute keys
WINDOWWhat you shut when the weather's cold
SCREENWhat you shut in the mozzie season
BYTEWhat mozzies do
MEGABYTEWhat Townsville mozzies do
CHIPA bar snack
MICROCHIPWhat's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips
MODEMWhat you did to the lawns
LAPTOPWhere the cat sleeps
SOFTWAREPlastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster
HARDWAREStainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart
MOUSEThe small rodent that eats the grain in the shed
MAINFRAMEWhat holds the shed up
WEBWhat spiders make
WEBSITEUsually in the shed or under the veranda
SEARCH ENGINEWhat you do when the Ute won't go
CURSORWhat you say when the Ute won't go
YAHOOWhat you say when the Ute does go
UPGRADEA steep hill
SERVERThe person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
MAIL SERVERThe bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
USERThe neighbour who keeps borrowing things
NETWORKWhat you do when you need to repair the fishing net
INTERNETWhere you want the fish to go
NETSCAPEWhat the fish do when they discover the hole in the net
ONLINEWhere you hang the washing
OFFLINEWhere the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough